New ones just in:
A list of these was inevitable, add to them please:
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Authorities are not sure whether to bury or recycle him due to the amount of plastic involved
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What’s the difference between Alex Ferguson & Michael Jackson, At least Fergie will be able to play Giggs next year
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Jackos spokesperson has confirmed cancellations of all his up and coming dates, these include James aged 9, and Thomas aged 8.
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Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to hospital…………. "Put me in the children’s ward
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His condition was believed to be hereditary, something in his billy genes.
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RIP Michael, you touched our hearts………….and our kids!!
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It doesn’t matter if he was black or white, he’s blue now
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Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson’s Neverland ranch this afternoon . It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom…and Class 4C in his bedroom
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I heard Jacko wanted his ashes put in an etch-a-sketch so the kids can still play with his knob
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From Lance Randles: Michael Jackson was actualy found in the Paediatric Ward after having a stroke!
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From Tuism MichealJackson ’s autopsy report just came in. They are gonna blame it on the boogy
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From Lance Randles: "I thought it was a 12 year old nut thay killed Michael Jackson
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From Eran Eyal: I take back all I said about Michael Jackson. Apparently what really happened is he choked to death on a 10 year old weiner
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Due to the fact that michael jackson is 99’s% plastic,he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change!
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From Binac Bell: Michael Jackson did not have a Heart Attack. He died in a pool because no-one would throw him a Buoy!
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From Gary B: Jockeys at tomorrow’s race meeting at Newmarket will wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 yr olds than anyone in living memory.
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From Gary B: McDonald’s are bringing out the Michael Jackson tribute burger. 50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns
When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, God granted her 1 wish. She asked that all the children would be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
The death of Michael Jackson was a massive shock for myself and my family, though taking into account his situation it was perhaps not so shocking. The child abuse charges pressed upon him sparked the beginning of his spiralled decline in his health. Once he began to depend on prescription drugs to simply get by, that was the moment there definitely wasn’t going to be a happy ending, in my humble opinion.